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natalie. 23. chicago.
comedian, food queen, THRILLHO.

popularboyfriend:

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

(Source: POPULARBOYFRIEND, via brass-and-titties)

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:


A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

truuuuuuuuue sing this from the fucking rooftops people. you gotta laugh. and you gotta fuck.
lazybonesillustrations:

On the weekend I got this Picasso tattoo on my leg. It is my sixth tattoo. Since when did I have 6 tattoos. how did I even let this happen. Oh well.

fyspringfield:

Mr. Sparkle

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